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    Ray Ray
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    sup everyone

    i have bad news ... santa wont be able to make it this year to collect your present list of what you want [img]frown.gif[/img] ... but i was in the pub with him on wednesday .. havin a few beers together ... an he asked me if id collect them for him .. at first i told him him to piss off but then he bought me a beer so i said ok .... so if your wantin somethin for christmas please leave your list here .. an i will forward it to him .. an dependin what it is i might get it myself [img]smile.gif[/img]

    Ray Ray - Santas main man!

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    an hes also given me a list of the things he cant get so if its on the list i shall tell you why he cant gt them ...

    Ray Ray - Santas main man

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    do you not want anythin?????

    i was talkin to Santa before an he wasnt happy! ... il tell you what he said!

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS">Originally said to Ray Ray by Angry Santa Clause:
    THOSE INCONSIDERATE BASTARDS .. if the dont want anything then fine ... just tell them they are all gonna get 1 lump of coal .. </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


    then i had to try an calm him down abit he was proper pissed off! .. i siad come on Santa paps ... give em a second chance


    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS">Originally said to Ray Ray by Angry Santa Clause:
    ok they have one more chance ... but no more .. they dont wanna see the realy bad side of me .. il shove my reindeers antler straight up there inconciderate asses! </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you heard the man

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    Unhappy

    I've been a bad girl Santa wont bring me nothin anyways...so, he can stick his presents up his *** *L* can you tell i'm in the christmas spirit?

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    somebody say Spirit?? *looks around*

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    [img]confused.gif[/img]

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    SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    ok im never greedy promise....
    a new board...yes i need one...*nods*
    ummmmm cozzie...yep need a cozzie....ummmmmm....lessons..yep i need lessons....anywill do...*S*.....mmm car i always needed a new car....*S* please...ok need to think what else i need ....hey Ray...is he really fat?

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    ok see that chicks arse on the surf ski up there .....yep i want an arse like hers...ok...can ya get me one please Ray? [img]confused.gif[/img]

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    ok let me contact him for you .. il have a reply in about 1 hour .. (thats cause i have to go for my lunch now *G) .. an yes he is fat .. but hes magic too . he can shrink himself ... just to get down chimneys [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    Christmas isnt happening this year...its been cancelled at my house..so santa can bite me [img]mad.gif[/img]

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